| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Browser History | Now you know what your BF is googlin' when you're not lookin'. | 4 | 54.4% |
| 2 |
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| Tidy Boy | Yeah, clean up after your colleagues! They'll appreciate it for sure, right? | 5 | 53.3% |
| 3 |
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| A Good Boy | That dog sure is a good boy! | 3 | 40% |
| 4 |
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| Bad Ending | Yep, it's the bad one. Congrats! | 2 | 26% |
| 5 |
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| Smartphone not Smart | Yeah, those things aren't so smart without a data plan. But nice try. | 3 | 21.5% |
| 6 |
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| Wrong Kind of Water | Nice thinking, but you'll need crying-related water. | 2 | 20.1% |
| 7 |
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| Good Ending | Now that's more like it! | 2 | 19.8% |
| 8 |
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| Guillotine Time | Those things are kinda scary, actually. | 2 | 19.5% |
| 9 |
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| Tidy Boy Ex | The trees thank you for recycling by rustling their leaves excitedly. | 2 | 16.8% |
| 10 |
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| Giver of Tips | The service industry employees say 'thanks'! | 2 | 16.4% |
| 11 |
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| Sock Loser | You'll figure it out eventually! | 2 | 14.8% |
| 12 |
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| Only in your MIIIND | Not funny. | 2 | 14.7% |