| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Primal Stare | Suffer through Monkey's guilt trip. | 10 | 80.8% |
| 2 |
|
| Dim Illumination | Unlock 25% of nodes in the mind map. | 10 | 77% |
| 3 |
|
| Black Ink of the Mind | Unlock 50% of nodes in the mind map. | 8 | 59.1% |
| 4 |
|
| Act 1 | Finish Act 1. | 7 | 52.2% |
| 5 |
|
| Félicette | 7 | 40.6% | |
| 6 |
|
| Class Traitor | Strikebreaker. | 8 | 38.2% |
| 7 |
|
| Act 2 | Finish Act 2. | 4 | 34.6% |
| 8 |
|
| Gatorcase | Find the alligator phone case. | 5 | 33% |
| 9 |
|
| Like Pawpaw! Like Pawpaw! | 4 | 32.2% | |
| 10 |
|
| Meter | Get the meter from the researchers. | 4 | 31.9% |
| 11 |
|
| Complete | Finish the game. | 4 | 31.9% |
| 12 |
|
| Fake Ring | Find Catherine's ring. | 5 | 30.8% |
| 13 |
|
| Master of Confusion | Unlock all nodes in the mind map. | 3 | 30.7% |
| 14 |
|
| Wet Monkey | No more infinite stare. | 4 | 30.3% |
| 15 |
|
| Pawpaw's Sprinkle | Tinkle tinkle. | 5 | 27.8% |
| 16 |
|
| Showgoer's Tale | Listen to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale. | 6 | 26.5% |
| 17 |
|
| Garrett Drip | Put on the shirts at the mall. | 4 | 24.6% |
| 18 |
|
| JOY | JOY!!! | 6 | 24.1% |
| 19 |
|
| Bye Bye Brucey | 4 | 23.5% | |
| 20 |
|
| Will you make it out alive? | Maybe! | 4 | 22.7% |
| 21 |
|
| Family Reunion | 4 | 22.6% | |
| 22 |
|
| Haunt Your Lonely Days | 3 | 18.9% | |
| 23 |
|
| Terminal Network Meltdown | 3 | 9.9% | |
| 24 |
|
| Carnival Pig | Give the pig a gift. | 3 | 8.2% |
| 25 |
|
| LeBluggalo | 4 | 7.6% | |
| 26 |
|
| Network Trouble | 3 | 7.3% | |
| 27 |
|
| Mister Monkey Man | 2 | 6.7% | |
| 28 |
|
| Orphan's Knock | Don't get silly with it. | 3 | 5.4% |
| 29 |
|
| Ditch Man Dead | 3 | 5.2% | |
| 30 |
|
| Metairie Angels | 3 | 5.1% | |
| 31 |
|
| Full of Grace | 3 | 4.9% | |
| 32 |
|
| HO HO HO | Get downers from Santa Claus. | 3 | 4.7% |
| 33 |
|
| Cats and Dogs | 2 | 4.1% | |
| 34 |
|
| Bayou Boss | 3 | 3.9% | |
| 35 |
|
| Forget It | Save nothing. | 3 | 3.9% |