| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Illuminati Confirmed | You are now an official member of the Illuminati | 0 | 94.2% |
| 2 |
|
| Knowledge is DANK | Click the About button | 0 | 45.9% |
| 3 |
|
| OK Boomer | *explodes* | 0 | 33.9% |
| 4 |
|
| Join the community | Thanks for joining our Discord server | 0 | 31.5% |
| 5 |
|
| Airhorn | *Cue random airhorn* | 0 | 28.2% |
| 6 |
|
| Party Parrot | Welcome to our cult | 0 | 22.1% |
| 7 |
|
| Nigerian Prince | Get scammed by Tyrone 3 times | 0 | 19.7% |
| 8 |
|
| do you know da wae | *click click click* | 0 | 18.7% |
| 9 |
|
| E-Girl | Please donate to my stream and buy my bath water | 0 | 17.7% |
| 10 |
|
| Big Fungus | THE BIGGEST IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE | 0 | 13.7% |
| 11 |
|
| Internet Rapper | I'm a 12 year old rapper, please listen to my mixtape | 0 | 11.2% |
| 12 |
|
| We are in a simulation | Death is just a reboot of the simulation. Die 420 times. | 0 | 9.1% |
| 13 |
|
| Ayy lmao | Collect the ayy lmao powerup 69 times | 0 | 8.5% |
| 14 |
|
| Banana Dance Party | Get down to peanut butter jelly 69 times | 0 | 8.1% |
| 15 |
|
| Cursed achievement | Collect the cursed powerup 69 times | 0 | 7.8% |
| 16 |
|
| Me Ion | Me Ion | 0 | 4.9% |
| 17 |
|
| IT'S OVER 9000 | Congrats! You beat the game! You are the dankest memer to ever live. | 0 | 2.3% |