| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Not SHAFTED in the morning | Win a game on Short difficulty. | 0 | 85.9% |
| 2 |
|
| Quick Finish | Win a Short game in under 10 minutes. | 0 | 64.8% |
| 3 |
|
| Ahead of Schedule | Win a Short game in 7 days or less. | 0 | 63.6% |
| 4 |
|
| Not SHAFTED today | Win a game on Medium difficulty. | 0 | 63.1% |
| 5 |
|
| Early Delivery | Win a Medium game in 14 days or less. | 0 | 54.7% |
| 6 |
|
| Ludicrous Finish | Win a Long game in under 30 minutes. | 0 | 50.1% |
| 7 |
|
| Not SHAFTED in my lifetime. | Win a game on Long difficulty. | 0 | 50.1% |
| 8 |
|
| Fast Finish | Win a Medium game in under 20 minutes. | 0 | 49.8% |
| 9 |
|
| Beyond Expectations | Win a Long game in 21 days or less. | 0 | 49.8% |