| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Executioner | Kill an Enemy While He's Begging for His Life | 204 | 75.9% |
| 2 |
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| It's Like DLC, But Free! | Run the Game with a Custom Mod or Map Installed | 132 | 67.6% |
| 3 |
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| Collateral Damage | Kill an Enemy with an Exploding Barrel | 181 | 63.7% |
| 4 |
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| I'm a Plumber By Trade | Collect 10 Coins in 5 Seconds | 170 | 54.2% |
| 5 |
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| Triple Triad | Kill 3 Different Types of Triads with One Attack | 159 | 52.6% |
| 6 |
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| Fool Me Once | Get Killed by an Enemy Who Was Previously Begging for His Life | 161 | 52.5% |
| 7 |
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| Gib Fest | Gib 50 Enemies | 150 | 48.8% |
| 8 |
|
| Shop Smart, Shop S Mart | Pick up the Doomstick for the first time | 97 | 42.1% |
| 9 |
|
| ATGM | Kill an Enemy While Under the Effects of a Jump Pad | 130 | 38.4% |
| 10 |
|
| Come at me World | Submit a Score to the Leaderboard | 111 | 37.2% |
| 11 |
|
| Consider This An Intervention | Get Shrooms Mode for the First Time | 113 | 34.1% |
| 12 |
|
| Raining Blood | Kill 5 People at Once with Explosives or Magical Weapons | 113 | 34% |
| 13 |
|
| Rocket Scientist | Kill an Enemy During a Rocket Jump | 111 | 32.4% |
| 14 |
|
| Holy Shit | Run the Game on Maximum Ludicrous Settings | 70 | 19.9% |
| 15 |
|
| Sausage Fest | Eat 50 Meals | 54 | 19.5% |
| 16 |
|
| Dat Nostalgia | Activate the Original Soundtrack | 63 | 18.2% |
| 17 |
|
| Buried in a Lunchbox | Complete Episode 1 | 48 | 14.3% |
| 18 |
|
| Aaron the Porridge Baron | Eat 3 Porridge Bowls in 5 Seconds | 37 | 11.4% |
| 19 |
|
| Spray and Pray | Kill 666 Enemies with the MP40 | 32 | 11.3% |
| 20 |
|
| Beaglefaaaace! | Kill 3 Enemies at Once with the Barkblast | 30 | 8.7% |
| 21 |
|
| Ludicrosity | Get "Ludicrous gibs" With All Weapons that are Capable of Gibbing | 32 | 7.8% |
| 22 |
|
| Steppin' Razer | Kill 50 Enemies by Using Their Own Traps Against Them | 24 | 7% |
| 23 |
|
| Do You Even Stand? | Complete Episode 2 | 24 | 6.8% |
| 24 |
|
| Grandma's Boy | Disable Gore | 40 | 6.1% |
| 25 |
|
| 1 On 1 | Beat General Darian in 3 Minutes | 20 | 5.3% |
| 26 |
|
| Enemosity | Complete Episode 3 | 19 | 5.3% |
| 27 |
|
| Robo Nono | Beat NME in 5 Minutes | 19 | 5% |
| 28 |
|
| Weak Legs | Beat Krist in 3 Minutes | 19 | 4.3% |
| 29 |
|
| Tryhard | Kill an Enforcer with a Single Pistol | 19 | 4.1% |
| 30 |
|
| Cult Following | Complete Episode 4 | 16 | 4.1% |
| 31 |
|
| Slow Your Roll, Bro | Finish the Game in 4 Hours or Less | 16 | 4.1% |
| 32 |
|
| Seven Ten | Gib 2 Enemies with the Split Missile | 21 | 3.9% |
| 33 |
|
| Rock-It Man | Kill 666 Enemies with the Rocket Launcher | 15 | 3.5% |
| 34 |
|
| Munchies | Eat 4 Health Pickups While in Shrooms Mode | 17 | 3.2% |
| 35 |
|
| Deck the Hall | Beat El Oscuro in 3 Minutes | 16 | 3.2% |
| 36 |
|
| Walk in the Park | Beat the Game on Easy Difficulty | 16 | 3.2% |
| 37 |
|
| El Oscuro | Complete E4L5 100% | 15 | 3% |
| 38 |
|
| You Suck | Get the Bad Ending | 15 | 2.7% |
| 39 |
|
| Nukem | Kill 666 Enemies with the Firebomb | 14 | 2.5% |
| 40 |
|
| Over Easy | Beat the Game on Medium Difficulty | 13 | 2.4% |
| 41 |
|
| Bonus Bonus | Get 2000000 Points in One Level | 16 | 2.4% |
| 42 |
|
| In the Thick of It | Complete E1L1 100% | 17 | 2.4% |
| 43 |
|
| Tequila | Kill 666 Enemies with Pistols | 14 | 2.3% |
| 44 |
|
| Global Warming | Kill 666 Enemies with the Flamewall | 13 | 2.3% |
| 45 |
|
| Head Hunter | Find Scott's Mystical Head | 15 | 2.2% |
| 46 |
|
| Hot Blooded | Kill 666 Enemies with the Heat Seeker | 14 | 2.1% |
| 47 |
|
| Spring Surprise | Complete E1L4 100% | 14 | 2.1% |
| 48 |
|
| Burned and Amazed | Complete E1L2 100% | 15 | 2.1% |
| 49 |
|
| Double Vision | Kill 666 Enemies with the Split Missile | 13 | 2% |
| 50 |
|
| Too Much Room | Complete E1L3 100% | 15 | 2% |
| 51 |
|
| General Darian's Lair | Complete E1L5 100% | 15 | 2% |
| 52 |
|
| That's Dope | Find the Dopefish | 12 | 1.9% |
| 53 |
|
| WARP ZONED | Play Through All The Secret Levels | 13 | 1.9% |
| 54 |
|
| Know Thine NME | Complete E3L5 100% | 13 | 1.9% |
| 55 |
|
| Look Ma! No Legs! | Complete E2L5 100% | 11 | 1.9% |
| 56 |
|
| You Shall Not Pass | Kill 666 Enemies with the Dark Staff | 13 | 1.9% |
| 57 |
|
| Assault the Base | Complete Episode 1 100% | 13 | 1.9% |
| 58 |
|
| This is my Doomstick! | Kill 666 Enemies with the Doomstick | 12 | 1.9% |
| 59 |
|
| Juiced | Kill 666 Enemies with the Excalibat | 12 | 1.8% |
| 60 |
|
| You're Tearing Me Apart! | Complete E2L2 100% | 12 | 1.8% |
| 61 |
|
| Shit Faced | Kill 666 Enemies with the Drunk Missile | 13 | 1.8% |
| 62 |
|
| Judgement Day | Kill 666 Enemies While in God Mode | 13 | 1.8% |
| 63 |
|
| With a Vengeance! | Beat the Game on Hard Difficulty | 12 | 1.8% |
| 64 |
|
| Circles of Fire | Complete E4L4 100% | 12 | 1.8% |
| 65 |
|
| Into the Castle | Complete E2L1 100% | 13 | 1.8% |
| 66 |
|
| Knife Party | Kill 666 Enemies with Knives | 11 | 1.8% |
| 67 |
|
| Four Way Chamber | Complete E2L4 100% | 12 | 1.8% |
| 68 |
|
| Backfire | Complete E4L3 100% | 11 | 1.7% |
| 69 |
|
| Robotricks | Complete E3L1 100% | 11 | 1.7% |
| 70 |
|
| Down and Over | Complete E3L2 100% | 11 | 1.7% |
| 71 |
|
| Spiraling In | Complete E2L3 100% | 12 | 1.7% |
| 72 |
|
| You're The Dog Now, Man! | Kill 666 Enemies While in Dog Mode | 12 | 1.7% |
| 73 |
|
| Monky Business | Complete E4L1 100% | 11 | 1.7% |
| 74 |
|
| Dead in 5 Seconds | Complete E3L3 100% | 11 | 1.7% |
| 75 |
|
| Breach the Castle | Complete Episode 2 100% | 12 | 1.7% |
| 76 |
|
| What Lies Beneath | Complete Episode 3 100% | 11 | 1.7% |
| 77 |
|
| Clear and Present Dangers | Complete E3L4 100% | 12 | 1.7% |
| 78 |
|
| Old School | Beat the Game on Ludicrous difficulty | 12 | 1.6% |
| 79 |
|
| Cult Classic | Complete Episode 4 100% | 11 | 1.6% |
| 80 |
|
| Fire and Brimstone | Complete E4L2 100% | 11 | 1.6% |
| 81 |
|
| Nerd! | Complete Every Level 100% | 4 | 0% |
| 82 |
|
| Fresch | Find the Super Sexy Secret Poster | 11 | 0% |
| 83 |
|
| SLAYER | Beat the Game on Ludicrous Difficulty and Attain 100% Completion | 4 | 0% |
| 84 |
|
| Hedgehog | Tea Bag Every Kind of Human Enemy | 6 | 0% |
| 85 |
|
| PhysX ShmysX | Destroy a Ludicrous Amount of Geometry | 12 | 0% |
| 86 |
|
| You Need help | Tea-bag an Enemy While in Dog-Mode | 9 | 0% |
| 87 |
|
| Double Oh Yeah | Beat the Game with IP Freely | 4 | 0% |
| 88 |
|
| Under the Hood | Tea Bag a Ballistikraft | 6 | 0% |
| 89 |
|
| Shadow Warrior | Beat the Game with Lorelei Ni | 4 | 0% |
| 90 |
|
| Bad Mother Fucker | Beat the Game with Doug Wendt | 4 | 0% |
| 91 |
|
| It's All in the Hair | Beat the Game with Tarradino Cassat | 5 | 0% |
| 92 |
|
| Chamomillionaire | Tea Bag Every Type of Enemy in the Game | 6 | 0% |
| 93 |
|
| Equal Opportunity | Finish the Game With All Characters on Any Difficulty | 4 | 0% |
| 94 |
|
| Red Haired Redemption | Beat the Game with Thi Barrett | 6 | 0% |
| 95 |
|
| Seriously, Please Seek Help | Teabag 5 Decapitated Heads | 9 | 0% |