| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| AAAAAAAAAHH | Kill A Goblin | 93% | |
| 2 |
|
| Fight In The Shade Or Whatever | Unlock Archers | 92.4% | |
| 3 |
|
| There's A Tiny Person In There | Buy A Sweeper | 85.9% | |
| 4 |
|
| It's Not A Ninja Turtle | Kill An Orc | 85.6% | |
| 5 |
|
| Put The Gold Ore In The Bag | Buy A Miner | 84.8% | |
| 6 |
|
| Odysseus Would Be Proud | Build An Archer Trainer | 81.1% | |
| 7 |
|
| New Bod, Wudaya Think | Build A Personal Trainer | 79.8% | |
| 8 |
|
| It's Like Scientology, But Useful | Build A Church | 78.9% | |
| 9 |
|
| You Shall Pass | Kill A Wizard | 75.1% | |
| 10 |
|
| It Could Even Be Money! | Pick A Random Upgrade | 73.3% | |
| 11 |
|
| We LOVE Casting Spells | Buy A Wizard | 72.7% | |
| 12 |
|
| They Yearn For The Mines | Build A Miner Trainer | 71.3% | |
| 13 |
|
| That Guy Casts, He Casts Hard | Build A Wizard Training Center | 66.5% | |
| 14 |
|
| WE HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS | Activate The Dev Team | 60.5% | |
| 15 |
|
| Vain? Yes! | Build A Gold Statue Of Yourself | 53.9% | |
| 16 |
|
| I Prefer The Finer Things In Life | Make Your Sword Golden | 52.8% | |
| 17 |
|
| ALL GOLD EVERYTHING | Make Your Castle Golden | 45% | |
| 18 |
|
| Quinn Abercromby Posting | Kill A Dragon | 42.4% | |
| 19 |
|
| A Youtube Commenter Gave Me The Idea | Get Roomba Speed To 50 | 40.2% | |
| 20 |
|
| Well This Could've Been Worse | Fix The Plague | 30.5% | |
| 21 |
|
| Pothole Shmothole | Hire The Pothole Champ | 19.4% | |
| 22 |
|
| Machiavellian In Nature | Capture And Kill The Revolutionary Leader During A Secret Ambush | 18.2% | |
| 23 |
|
| UNCLE! NOOOOOOO | Get Your Uncle Killed | 12.6% | |
| 24 |
|
| A Most Unexpected Outcome | Go Back In Time | 7.6% | |
| 25 |
|
| This Could Not Have Gone Worse | Embrace Cannibalism | 7.2% | |
| 26 |
|
| And Here You Stand | Make It To 100 Days | 7.1% | |
| 27 |
|
| We Won't Put This One In The History Books | Commit A War Crime | 5.3% |