| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Ahaha, memes, finally | Launch game | 23 | 29.4% |
| 2 |
|
| Welcome to Moscow | First death | 14 | 23.2% |
| 3 |
|
| HL3 CONFIRMED | Find crowbar | 11 | 21.5% |
| 4 |
|
| The Titan Sweater | Complete a level without dying | 12 | 19.1% |
| 5 |
|
| Shamil Is At It Again | Kill 100 enemies | 9 | 15.9% |
| 6 |
|
| Dancing King | Defeat Pavel | 7 | 12.6% |
| 7 |
|
| Madness | Kill 300 enemies | 6 | 12.1% |
| 8 |
|
| Resistant | Complete level Epilipsiya not turn off the game | 4 | 11.7% |
| 9 |
|
| Be Afraid of 228 | Complete 5 levels using the 228 Hat | 4 | 10.4% |
| 10 |
|
| Lead belly | Drink 40 yashkas | 4 | 10.2% |
| 11 |
|
| Go sex | fuck nyashu | 3 | 9.8% |
| 12 |
|
| Lobster | Die 100 times | 3 | 9.5% |
| 13 |
|
| Keep Your Enemies Close | Find the developers’ room | 3 | 9.5% |
| 14 |
|
| Against the system | Beat the homeless | 3 | 9.4% |
| 15 |
|
| Saints reptilians | Find Illuminati | 2 | 9.2% |
| 16 |
|
| Your Momma Jokes | Defeat Volnov | 3 | 9.1% |
| 17 |
|
| Temptation | Start cp.exe | 2 | 9% |
| 18 |
|
| Chronic Gastritis | Eat 50 Shawermas | 2 | 9% |
| 19 |
|
| Gamer | Winning the game Prees X to Win | 3 | 8.9% |
| 20 |
|
| Idiot | Take a bat in the armory Zhorik | 2 | 8.9% |
| 21 |
|
| Made in USSR | Defeat Zulphia | 3 | 8.8% |
| 22 |
|
| Wait, What The Hell Was That? | Complete the game | 2 | 8.4% |
| 23 |
|
| Moscow Annihilator | Kill 1000 enemies | 2 | 8.4% |
| 24 |
|
| I raise the country | 2 | 8.4% | |
| 25 |
|
| Сhastener | 2 | 8.3% | |
| 26 |
|
| Door Hater | Break Down 300 doors | 2 | 8.2% |
| 27 |
|
| Live and die again | Die 200 times | 2 | 8% |
| 28 |
|
| Just like in humans | Beat the game on Normal difficulty | 2 | 7.8% |
| 29 |
|
| Coward | Refuse the final battle | 2 | 7.8% |
| 30 |
|
| M n o g o h o d o v o c h k a | Kill 1337 enemies | 2 | 7.8% |
| 31 |
|
| Drink for love | Drink 100 yashkas | 2 | 7.8% |
| 32 |
|
| Anonymous | Complete 5 levels using the Anon Mask | 2 | 7.7% |
| 33 |
|
| Good guy | 2 | 7.6% | |
| 34 |
|
| And so come down | Complete the game on difficulty Sucker | 2 | 7.5% |
| 35 |
|
| Shy Kind | Complete 5 levels using the /b/tard paper bag | 2 | 7.5% |
| 36 |
|
| Leet | Complete 5 levels using the Kamina Glasses | 2 | 7.3% |
| 37 |
|
| Crispy | Roast 50 homeless | 2 | 7.3% |
| 38 |
|
| Not like everything | Beat the game on Hardcore | 2 | 7.2% |
| 39 |
|
| Eviction! | Roast 100 homeless | 2 | 7.1% |
| 40 |
|
| Go away | Die 500 times | 2 | 7.1% |