| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Anger Management Required | 25 | 25.3% | |
| 2 |
|
| You Buffoon! | 22 | 23.6% | |
| 3 |
|
| The Fancy Finger | Flip the bird, if the bird were a fancy bird. | 22 | 21% |
| 4 |
|
| Mad Hat | Activate the top hat. | 20 | 18.7% |
| 5 |
|
| Deserted | 17 | 17.7% | |
| 6 |
|
| The Last Baron | Witness the Red Baron. | 16 | 16.9% |
| 7 |
|
| Totally Unrecognizable | Witness the zeppelin. | 16 | 16.6% |
| 8 |
|
| Deal with it. | Activate the sunglasses. | 17 | 14.5% |
| 9 |
|
| Fish Slap | Activate the fish! | 16 | 13.9% |
| 10 |
|
| This monday to friday plane | Activate the snake. | 12 | 12.9% |
| 11 |
|
| Aviators | Activate the aviators. | 13 | 11.7% |
| 12 |
|
| Flying High | 12 | 9.2% | |
| 13 |
|
| Turnip Surprise | Activate the turnip. | 12 | 9.1% |
| 14 |
|
| Potato Box | Witness the potato box flying through space-time. | 10 | 9% |
| 15 |
|
| Over 2001 | Activate the monolith. | 10 | 7.8% |
| 16 |
|
| Tea, the final frontier | 8 | 7.7% | |
| 17 |
|
| That's Dino-might! | Use the dynamite. | 8 | 7.2% |
| 18 |
|
| Young Grasshopper | 6 | 6.8% | |
| 19 |
|
| Zombino | 7 | 6.6% | |
| 20 |
|
| Dead Weight | 5 | 6.2% | |
| 21 |
|
| Bad Show! | 5 | 6.1% | |
| 22 |
|
| Calm Book | Activate the calm book. | 8 | 6.1% |
| 23 |
|
| Oops. | Use a frag grenade to end your tea party. | 4 | 5.9% |
| 24 |
|
| Only half a buffoon | 5 | 5.7% | |
| 25 |
|
| Teaception | 6 | 5.3% | |
| 26 |
|
| The Dude | Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 1 levels. | 3 | 4.3% |
| 27 |
|
| The Tea Boss | Get an 'S' rank in every level, in both Mode 1 and Mode 2. | 3 | 4.1% |
| 28 |
|
| Straight A's | Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 2 levels. | 3 | 4.1% |