| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| TUTORIAL PGM HEAVY | Tutorial: Go heavy. | 9 | 71.7% |
| 2 |
|
| TUTORIAL PGM LIQUID | Tutorial: Go liquid. | 9 | 67.8% |
| 3 |
|
| PET MOLESTER | Get killed by the living hamster. | 9 | 59.9% |
| 4 |
|
| FIRST SECOND CHANCE | Tutorial: Grab your first spare life. | 8 | 58.6% |
| 5 |
|
| CONSTIPATION | Get stuck. | 5 | 44.5% |
| 6 |
|
| POOPY BIRTH CONTROL | Get stuck in a condom. | 3 | 38.6% |
| 7 |
|
| POOP BACK AND FORTH | Go backwards through a thin path in heavy state. | 4 | 32.8% |
| 8 |
|
| FRENCH RULES | 6 | 28.6% | |
| 9 |
|
| DON'T DO DRUGS | Smash 20 cocaine bags. | 2 | 16.3% |
| 10 |
|
| GHOST POOP | 3 | 16% | |
| 11 |
|
| LEMMY-WINKS ISN'T DEAD | Smash 20 hamster skeletons. | 0 | 14.5% |
| 12 |
|
| 1000 POOP | Score 1000 points globally. | 0 | 12.8% |
| 13 |
|
| STAR POOPER | Die 100 times. | 0 | 10.7% |
| 14 |
|
| TOILET MASTER | Spend an hour in-game. | 0 | 10.5% |
| 15 |
|
| THE DARK TUNNEL | Finish the Story mode. | 0 | 5.7% |
| 16 |
|
| EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA | At least 160pts Time bonus in Story mode. | 0 | 4.9% |
| 17 |
|
| BEAT DEV_1'S SCORE | Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci | 0 | 4.5% |
| 18 |
|
| BEAT DEV_2'S SCORE | Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci | 0 | 4.4% |
| 19 |
|
| NO LIFE | Last at least 10 minutes in endless mode. (Endless Poopy storm) | 0 | 4.4% |
| 20 |
|
| THE POOP MASTER | Last at least 5 minutes in hardcore mode. (Sadist mode) | 0 | 4.4% |
| 21 |
|
| AN URGENT ONE | Finish the Story mode in 6.40 or less. | 0 | 4.1% |
| 22 |
|
| GO TOWARD THE LIGHT | Finish the Story mode with 3 spare lifes. | 0 | 4% |
| 23 |
|
| LIQUID SNAKE | 500 points in Endless mode. (In one ride) | 0 | 3.9% |
| 24 |
|
| HARD POOP | Run in heavy state most of the time. (Story mode) | 0 | 3.9% |