| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
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1
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One life is enough.
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Live out a single life, then quit the game.
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4
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18.7%
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2
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0% Chance
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Experience death before being born.
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3
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14.6%
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3
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One Life To Live
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Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
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3
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9.2%
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4
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Curiosity Killed The Cat
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Live 9 lives in Womb Room
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3
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8.6%
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5
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Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?
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Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
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3
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5.7%
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6
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POG Champ!
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You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
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3
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5.5%
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7
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Poor Investment
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Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
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3
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5.5%
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8
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Hot pocket!
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You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
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3
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5.3%
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9
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Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!
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You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?
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3
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5.3%
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10
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Happy Family!
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Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
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3
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5.2%
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11
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Better Red Than Dead!
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Having a soul is overrated.
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3
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5.1%
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12
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Angry Video Game Nerd
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You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
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3
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5%
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13
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Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
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9/11 was an inside job.
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3
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3.7%
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14
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Warm Popsicle
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Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
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3
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3.6%
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15
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Massacre
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Die 50 times in Womb Room
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3
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3.2%
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16
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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
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Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?
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3
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3.1%
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17
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Early Warning Signs
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Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
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3
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3.1%
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18
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Everybody Hurts
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Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
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3
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3.1%
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19
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Pet Cemetery
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Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!
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3
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2.9%
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20
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Rage Against The Machine
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Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.
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3
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2.9%
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21
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I Don’t Want To Grow Up!
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Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.
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3
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2.8%
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22
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Psychiatrist's Wet Dream
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Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
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3
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2.8%
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23
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Smells Like Teen Spirit!
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Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
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3
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2.8%
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24
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Darwin Award Nominee
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Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!
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3
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2.6%
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25
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Tears From Heaven
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You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes
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3
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2.5%
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26
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Which Radical Movement is Right for You?
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Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
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3
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2.4%
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27
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Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters
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Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!
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2
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2.3%
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28
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Get Off My Lawn!
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Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
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2
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2.3%
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29
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Being an Adult is Sad Enough
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Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
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2
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2.3%
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30
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Living Hell
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Die 100 times in Womb Room
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2
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2.3%
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31
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Forever Young
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Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!
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2
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2.2%
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32
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Margaritaville!
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Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
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2
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2.2%
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33
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Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed
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Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!
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2
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2.1%
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34
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Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet
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Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
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2
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2%
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35
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The Blood of Christ
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Tastes delicious!
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1
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1.7%
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36
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But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!
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Just repent on your death bed!
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1
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1.7%
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37
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Masochist
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Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
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1
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1.7%
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38
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Irresponsible Parents
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You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.
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1
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1.6%
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39
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In The Not Too Distant Future
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At least you still have all those red sweaters!
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1
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1.6%
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40
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When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest
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Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room
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1
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1.6%
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41
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Future Serial Killer!
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You’ve always looked good in red!
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1
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1.6%
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42
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In The Ghetto!
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It’s the hard knock life!
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1
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1.6%
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43
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Participant Trophy
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Everyone is sooo special!
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1
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1.6%
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44
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Pills! Pills! Pills!
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Pills! Pills! Pills!
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1
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1.6%
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45
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D.A.R.E
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What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.
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1
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1.6%
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46
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Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People
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You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
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1
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1.6%
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47
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Life is Meaningless
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Die 10,000 times in Womb Room
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1
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1.6%
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