| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Decturion | Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets. | 6 | 33.8% |
| 2 |
|
| Not A Moron | Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game. | 6 | 33.7% |
| 3 |
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| Slayer Of Sponge | Destroy a totally innocent cake. | 6 | 32.2% |
| 4 |
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| To War! | Complete Basic Training. | 5 | 29.2% |
| 5 |
|
| Centurion. | Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets. | 6 | 28.8% |
| 6 |
|
| PC Master Race | Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse. | 5 | 28.7% |
| 7 |
|
| Down And Dirty | Complete Mission 1. | 5 | 27.2% |
| 8 |
|
| Get Mounted | Complete your first mounted gun section. | 5 | 26.4% |
| 9 |
|
| KABOOM! | Blow up. | 3 | 25.8% |
| 10 |
|
| Do You Know Who I Am? | Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement. | 3 | 24.7% |
| 11 |
|
| Baptised | Sponge. That. Sinner! | 3 | 22.8% |
| 12 |
|
| Live Dangerously | Ride the Ferris Wheel. | 3 | 22.1% |
| 13 |
|
| A Jolly Jaunt | Complete Mission 2. | 3 | 20.4% |
| 14 |
|
| Splash! | Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion. | 3 | 17.4% |
| 15 |
|
| Who You Gonna Call? | Complete Mission 3. | 3 | 16.4% |
| 16 |
|
| Clowning Around | Complete Mission 4. | 3 | 15.2% |
| 17 |
|
| Ashes To Ashes | Complete Mission 5. | 3 | 14.2% |
| 18 |
|
| Milturion. | Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets. | 4 | 13.6% |
| 19 |
|
| Sorry, No Refunds | 4 | 12.3% | |
| 20 |
|
| God Is On Your Side... | Complete Mission 6. | 3 | 12% |
| 21 |
|
| ...Just Kidding! He’s Not | Complete Mission 7. | 3 | 10% |
| 22 |
|
| The Church's Dirty Little Secret | 2 | 9.7% | |
| 23 |
|
| Useless Information... | Find your first piece of Intel. | 3 | 9.7% |
| 24 |
|
| Inner Demons | Complete Mission 8. | 3 | 9.4% |
| 25 |
|
| Piece Of Pie | Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum. | 2 | 8.8% |
| 26 |
|
| Nothing To Hide | Investigate the Surveillance system. | 3 | 8.3% |
| 27 |
|
| Told You So | 2 | 7.3% | |
| 28 |
|
| What Is Dead May Never Die | 4 | 7.3% | |
| 29 |
|
| Patience Of A Saint | Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room. | 3 | 6.7% |
| 30 |
|
| Hole Puncher | Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer. | 3 | 6.5% |
| 31 |
|
| Pure-Bred Console Player | Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller. | 2 | 6.5% |
| 32 |
|
| NotBad | Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty. | 2 | 6% |
| 33 |
|
| 0WN3D | 3 | 5.7% | |
| 34 |
|
| PWN3D | 3 | 5.6% | |
| 35 |
|
| Murder the Magnate | Complete Mission 9. | 3 | 5.4% |
| 36 |
|
| To Be Continued... | Complete Call of Judy. | 3 | 5.4% |
| 37 |
|
| Tomb Raider | 2 | 4.8% | |
| 38 |
|
| We’ve Been Here Before… | Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again. | 2 | 4.7% |
| 39 |
|
| Lingerer | Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete. | 2 | 4.5% |
| 40 |
|
| He Shoots, He Scores! | Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet. | 2 | 3.9% |
| 41 |
|
| Thus Spake Kenneth | Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete. | 2 | 3.9% |
| 42 |
|
| A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced | Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete. | 2 | 3.9% |
| 43 |
|
| Oh Boy, A Friend! | Play split-screen. | 2 | 3.8% |
| 44 |
|
| Duck, Duck, Mousse | Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train. | 2 | 3.8% |
| 45 |
|
| I Need No Announcement | Destroy every tannoy at the Fete. | 2 | 3.7% |
| 46 |
|
| Ice Cold | Destroy every ice cream van. | 2 | 3.6% |
| 47 |
|
| The People's Republic Of NotGames | Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect. | 2 | 3.6% |
| 48 |
|
| Trench Foot | Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 3.6% |
| 49 |
|
| The Gospel According To Murdoch | Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum. | 2 | 3.5% |
| 50 |
|
| Master Of My Own Fete | Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 3.4% |
| 51 |
|
| Sunday Schooling | Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath. | 1 | 3.3% |
| 52 |
|
| Joseph's Favourite Son | 2 | 3.2% | |
| 53 |
|
| Feelin' Lucky, Punk? | 2 | 3.2% | |
| 54 |
|
| There But For The Grace Of God… | 2 | 3.2% | |
| 55 |
|
| Silence Is Golden | Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum. | 2 | 3.2% |
| 56 |
|
| If You Want Something Done Right… | 2 | 3.1% | |
| 57 |
|
| A Ghost Of A Chance | Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 3.1% |
| 58 |
|
| Doing What's Necessary | Put Denis Down. | 2 | 3% |
| 59 |
|
| Gazzer's Revenge | 1 | 3% | |
| 60 |
|
| ...Or Surprising Insights? | Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy. | 2 | 3% |
| 61 |
|
| Heil Mary, Full Of Grace | Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 3% |
| 62 |
|
| Open Wide | 2 | 3% | |
| 63 |
|
| A Grave Mistake | Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 3% |
| 64 |
|
| Crashing The Castle | Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 3% |
| 65 |
|
| Collateral Damage | 1 | 2.9% | |
| 66 |
|
| Offshore Account | 2 | 2.9% | |
| 67 |
|
| Hello Darkness, My Old Friend | Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 2.9% |
| 68 |
|
| You're Locked In Here With Me! | Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 2.9% |
| 69 |
|
| Future Shock One | 1 | 2.8% | |
| 70 |
|
| Ozymandias | Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 2.8% |
| 71 |
|
| Or Was It Judith? | Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty. | 2 | 2.8% |
| 72 |
|
| These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies | 1 | 2.8% | |
| 73 |
|
| Well I’ll Be Damned | 1 | 2.8% |