Genital Jousting
https://store.steampowered.com/app/469820
Rank: 5824 von 345462 Spielen
AppID: 469820
Typ: Game
Entwickler: Free Lives
Publisher: Devolver Digital
Plattformen:
Windows Mac
Release Date: 2018-01-18
Spielzeit aller Spieler in der Datenbank: 411 Stunden
Erreichte Errungenschaften: 818
Durchschnittliche Errungenschaften pro Spieler: 2 / 29
Aktueller Preis: 6.89€
Niedrigster Preis: 0.68€
412 Spieler*
7 Spieler online
28123 Followers
Very Positive
92% Positive Reviews
10350 Positive Reviews
885 Negative Reviews
Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
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1
|
|
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Go Left
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Move to the left.
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122
|
46.3%
|
|
2
|
|
|
Go Right
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Move to the right.
|
122
|
46.2%
|
|
3
|
|
|
Fire Inspector
|
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
|
97
|
32.8%
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4
|
|
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Generous Lover
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Finish last in a Party Mode game.
|
94
|
32.4%
|
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5
|
|
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Self Defence
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Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
|
52
|
16.3%
|
|
6
|
|
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A Better John
|
|
35
|
11.5%
|
|
7
|
|
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Swan Tamer
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Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
|
39
|
10.8%
|
|
8
|
|
|
Till Death Do Us
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Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
|
29
|
9.6%
|
|
9
|
|
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Autopaedicatio
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Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
|
24
|
6.9%
|
|
10
|
|
|
Always Finishes First
|
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
|
20
|
6.8%
|
|
11
|
|
|
Clumsy
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Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
|
20
|
6.3%
|
|
12
|
|
|
Most Improved Tapulator
|
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
|
14
|
4.9%
|
|
13
|
|
|
Spare Wheel
|
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
|
16
|
4.8%
|
|
14
|
|
|
Summer Job
|
|
12
|
4.4%
|
|
15
|
|
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The Perfect Partner
|
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
|
16
|
4.1%
|
|
16
|
|
|
Master Unlocker
|
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
|
13
|
3.9%
|
|
17
|
|
|
Magnetic Basshole
|
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
|
9
|
3.8%
|
|
18
|
|
|
Popcorn Buffet
|
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
|
15
|
3.4%
|
|
19
|
|
|
My Precious
|
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
|
12
|
3.2%
|
|
20
|
|
|
Meet Your Maker
|
|
3
|
3.1%
|
|
21
|
|
|
Safety First
|
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
|
9
|
3.1%
|
|
22
|
|
|
Paperwork
|
Submit your monthly physical report.
|
8
|
2.2%
|
|
23
|
|
|
Early Bird
|
Swallow every worm.
|
6
|
1.8%
|
|
24
|
|
|
Bulking Gear
|
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
|
8
|
1.6%
|
|
25
|
|
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Sleep No More
|
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
|
6
|
1.6%
|
|
26
|
|
|
Couch Party
|
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
|
7
|
1.3%
|
|
27
|
|
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Appalling Appetite
|
|
5
|
1.2%
|
|
28
|
|
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Fussy Lover
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Save yourself for that special orgy.
|
5
|
1.1%
|
|
29
|
|
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Fire Inspector
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Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
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0
|
0%
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