| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Proud to be mortal | When I die, I die for good | 203 | 74.4% |
| 2 |
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| I am coward | No permanent death for you. | 194 | 70.4% |
| 3 |
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| Ultimate survivor | Drinking your own piss like a pro. | 153 | 53.5% |
| 4 |
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| Party time | Bottle of booze drank quickly. | 152 | 45% |
| 5 |
|
| And it is gone! | Say goodbye to your saves. | 143 | 38.8% |
| 6 |
|
| It runs! | Your car actually started, good job! | 125 | 37% |
| 7 |
|
| Jonne! | You are real Finnish Jonne. | 77 | 34.5% |
| 8 |
|
| Poor people go away | A real money man. | 105 | 32.4% |
| 9 |
|
| Case solved | 24 bottles of beer consumed! | 91 | 30.7% |
| 10 |
|
| A true hillbilly | Shopping groceries with style! | 75 | 30.7% |
| 11 |
|
| Welcome to Finland | You just experienced a Sauna. | 113 | 27.3% |
| 12 |
|
| 100 km | 100 km driven with Satsuma. | 75 | 22.1% |
| 13 |
|
| Finnish wedding | Your traditional wedding condition. | 52 | 21.8% |
| 14 |
|
| Magic portal | Somehow you don't remember anything. | 52 | 21.5% |
| 15 |
|
| Golden steam | Enjoy the smell. | 87 | 18.2% |
| 16 |
|
| An idiot | An idiot is definition of you. | 42 | 17.1% |
| 17 |
|
| Money well spent | Better luck next time. | 57 | 15.8% |
| 18 |
|
| Grand Theft Teimo | You little punk! | 47 | 15.8% |
| 19 |
|
| Granny's little helper | You are such a good boy! | 33 | 14.8% |
| 20 |
|
| Responsible citizen | You got your car through inspection. | 49 | 14% |
| 21 |
|
| Yeast festival | Enjoy your home brew... delicious. | 33 | 13.3% |
| 22 |
|
| You have a new friend! | He is drunk, so he must be a friend. | 44 | 12.9% |
| 23 |
|
| Bad Guy | You've done your time. | 20 | 12.6% |
| 24 |
|
| Mr. Kilju | Good batch of commercial deer piss. | 28 | 11% |
| 25 |
|
| Dakar rally | You just keep on going. | 40 | 10.4% |
| 26 |
|
| You have a computer! | Now play some games. | 32 | 10.2% |
| 27 |
|
| Working man's Saturday | Time to relax. | 31 | 8.4% |
| 28 |
|
| What a shock! | Too long walk to the toilet perhaps? | 9 | 8.2% |
| 29 |
|
| Finnish Summer | This is it. This is everything you ever need. | 19 | 6.6% |
| 30 |
|
| 1000 km | 1000 km driven with Satsuma. | 23 | 6.3% |
| 31 |
|
| True Peräjärvi Dalton! | Robbing a slot machine with style. | 8 | 5.7% |
| 32 |
|
| Full of crap | 10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job! | 25 | 5.2% |
| 33 |
|
| Satsuma GT | You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim. | 10 | 4.7% |
| 34 |
|
| You reached 100 kg | Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic. | 14 | 4.6% |
| 35 |
|
| Kela-Taxi | You served elderly person with style. | 7 | 4% |
| 36 |
|
| Pimped! | That really does it. | 13 | 3.9% |
| 37 |
|
| Total idiot & full idiot | Flipping off to a drunk driver. | 10 | 3.8% |
| 38 |
|
| Don't answer that call | Thunder called you and you got killed. | 19 | 3.7% |
| 39 |
|
| King of Tuning | You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop! | 7 | 3.3% |
| 40 |
|
| Feel alive | Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver. | 10 | 3.1% |
| 41 |
|
| Smoking kills | Do not smoke. At least while refueling... | 12 | 3.1% |
| 42 |
|
| Jackpot! | Maybe you should do Lotto too? | 11 | 2.6% |
| 43 |
|
| Thank you government | Crime is for poor people only. | 12 | 2.3% |
| 44 |
|
| Rusting fast | Over 200km/h with Satsuma! | 14 | 2.2% |
| 45 |
|
| Can't stop smoking now... | You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going. | 7 | 2.1% |
| 46 |
|
| 10000 km | 10000 km driven with Satsuma. | 3 | 1.8% |
| 47 |
|
| Too much power, too little skill | Jerk in daddy's car. | 5 | 1.8% |
| 48 |
|
| Thank you for playing! | Seems like it is over now. | 2 | 1.8% |
| 49 |
|
| Greased rust | Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma. | 7 | 1.7% |
| 50 |
|
| Methanol Man | You gained a new super power: Blindness! | 5 | 1.7% |
| 51 |
|
| Darwin Award | Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more. | 8 | 1.4% |
| 52 |
|
| Wow, look at that Chopin there | Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C. | 6 | 1.2% |
| 53 |
|
| 1000 Strawberries! | Time well spent, huh? | 3 | 1.2% |
| 54 |
|
| Lottery winner | You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure! | 4 | 1.2% |
| 55 |
|
| First loser | Coming second is just a first loser. | 4 | 1% |
| 56 |
|
| Flying Finn | Top breed of racing drivers. | 4 | 1% |
| 57 |
|
| Philosophy Master | Sometimes being a banker is enough. | 5 | 1% |
| 58 |
|
| Catch-A-Fish | You caught the rarest fish in the pond. | 5 | 1% |
| 59 |
|
| My finger slipped | Achieve a time of 0.12 or under. | 5 | 1% |
| 60 |
|
| Finnish sisu! | Finish rally with major suspension damage. | 5 | 1% |
| 61 |
|
| I am Santa Claus | Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi. | 2 | 0.9% |
| 62 |
|
| Grill master | Serve at least 20 dish. | 2 | 0.9% |
| 63 |
|
| A cure for illness | You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day. | 3 | 0.9% |
| 64 |
|
| Full stash | Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times. | 3 | 0.9% |
| 65 |
|
| Waving for victory | They failed to stop Johnny. | 4 | 0.9% |
| 66 |
|
| Kiddy champ | You won in a junior class! | 1 | 0.9% |
| 67 |
|
| Gauntlet survivor | Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days. | 3 | 0.9% |
| 68 |
|
| You are the wall | You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion. | 3 | 0.9% |
| 69 |
|
| PTSD | Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange. | 4 | 0.9% |
| 70 |
|
| Aiming like a pro | Maybe find a woman next time. | 4 | 0.9% |
| 71 |
|
| Seek and you shall find | Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man. | 4 | 0.9% |
| 72 |
|
| Sliding Swede | Coming after Flying Finns! | 4 | 0.9% |
| 73 |
|
| Hannes Kolehmainen | Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot. | 5 | 0.9% |
| 74 |
|
| Engine started! | You beat the menu. And that's it. | 2 | 0.8% |
| 75 |
|
| Reetipokeri Master | Too bad this is not Las Vegas. | 1 | 0.8% |
| 76 |
|
| Kahen kilon siika! | Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms. | 1 | 0.8% |