| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| And that’s where it starts | Click the button | 423 | 98.3% |
| 2 |
|
| Is it over yet? No? Okay | Click the button 1000 times | 362 | 79.5% |
| 3 |
|
| 1 byte/sec | Slooooooooooooo | 362 | 79.3% |
| 4 |
|
| 1 kilobyte/sec | I can work with that | 295 | 53.7% |
| 5 |
|
| Cake is not a lie | Click… | 237 | 41.7% |
| 6 |
|
| Loaded! | Finally | 246 | 40.2% |
| 7 |
|
| Yay Victory | Huh, I didn’t know that it was possible to win in console… cool | 244 | 37.9% |
| 8 |
|
| Gotta go fast | 201 | 31.4% | |
| 9 |
|
| $Lots of cash$ | Click the button 10000 times | 208 | 26.2% |
| 10 |
|
| Impudence | 102 | 24.9% | |
| 11 |
|
| OVERLOADED | Again? | 181 | 22.5% |
| 12 |
|
| Speedrun | Wow that was fast | 182 | 20.9% |
| 13 |
|
| A small loan of a million dollars | Now you can make Loading great again | 169 | 18.1% |
| 14 |
|
| Secret | Doobydoobydabbadoobydabadooda bedigabibblebede, It's a secret! | 156 | 17.3% |
| 15 |
|
| 1 megabyte/sec | That’s Mega | 162 | 16.8% |
| 16 |
|
| 1 gigabyte/sec | That’s too much! I don’t know if I can pay for this | 150 | 14% |
| 17 |
|
| 1 peatebyte/sec | KALM DOWN! YOU GONNA DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE INTERNET | 150 | 13.5% |
| 18 |
|
| One more for the go | 125 | 11.8% | |
| 19 |
|
| 1 Exabyte/sec | Your PC is slowly sucking in the universe | 134 | 11.7% |
| 20 |
|
| high score I guess :/ | Get 100 points in the game | 118 | 11.1% |