| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| MS. STEAL YOUR GUN | Steal the Soulshot. | 23 | 96.5% |
| 2 |
|
| THE DOC IS DEAD | Beat level 05. | 15 | 64.5% |
| 3 |
|
| FOUND ONE | Found the first DMEN doll. | 14 | 49.5% |
| 4 |
|
| MORE LIKE BEELZENOT | Beat level 10. | 11 | 45.2% |
| 5 |
|
| TRY NOT GETTING SHOT | 9 | 38.7% | |
| 6 |
|
| DEAD GOATS THREE | Beat level 15. | 9 | 34.5% |
| 7 |
|
| HIGH HELL | Beat the game. | 8 | 24.8% |
| 8 |
|
| GOOOOL | 7 | 14.1% | |
| 9 |
|
| LESSON LEARNED | 4 | 12.1% | |
| 10 |
|
| CAN I KICK IT | Beat level 2 without shooting. | 6 | 10.7% |
| 11 |
|
| QUICKIE | Beat a level in under 5 seconds. | 6 | 10.3% |
| 12 |
|
| PUMP IT | Excel at a workout. | 5 | 8.6% |
| 13 |
|
| FOUND TEN | Found ten DMEN dolls. | 4 | 8.1% |
| 14 |
|
| VEGAN | Beat Professor Meth without killing any chimps. | 5 | 7.8% |
| 15 |
|
| DODGER | Beat level 7 without being shot. | 6 | 7.1% |
| 16 |
|
| FOUND ALL | Found all the DMEN dolls. | 4 | 5.9% |
| 17 |
|
| PUP KILLER | 3 | 5.9% | |
| 18 |
|
| BURN EVERYTHING | 3 | 5.2% | |
| 19 |
|
| GOTTA GO FAST | Get 15:00 or less on the best times sum. | 3 | 4.6% |
| 20 |
|
| THREE POINT THREE | Get a global highscore of over 3,300,000 points. | 4 | 4.2% |
| 21 |
|
| SPEEDRUNNER | Speedrun the game in 20 minutes or less. | 3 | 3.8% |