| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Golden Dust of Victory | The world at your fingertips, cheese under your fingernails. | 8 | 44% |
| 2 |
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| There's So Much Power In Our Clicks! | "Say goodbye to your precious Karma." | 8 | 37.9% |
| 3 |
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| CONGRAULATIONS FOREVER | "And I must say, that is a really nice fedora!" | 8 | 35.8% |
| 4 |
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| Don't Leave Home Without it | "M'lady." | 8 | 34.6% |
| 5 |
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| I'm Saving That Twinkie | "I'm going to post it to twinkiegems.com." | 8 | 32.7% |
| 6 |
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| You Fool!! | ALWAYS tip your headgear. | 8 | 30.6% |
| 7 |
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| Yikes. | Did you do that on purpose? | 8 | 18.2% |
| 8 |
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| Godwinning | "How come it's not called Atheistwin's Law?" | 8 | 17.4% |
| 9 |
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| The Better Part of Valor | "Downvotes? Really?!?" | 8 | 16.2% |
| 10 |
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| RON PAUL 2012 | DAE?! | 8 | 11.8% |